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I almost did that when I dropped an open pocket knife. Luckily at the last second I thought "wait, what the crap am I doing?"
Need some neosporin for that burn?
I read that as "nepotism" at first XD
Remember, OP, just because you saved the glue gun doesn't mean it owes you anything in return. No matter how hot you think is, or how little it was wearing.
no good deed goes ungluegunned
No bad jokes goes unburied
I did that with my shaving knife. Luckily no stitches were needed!
My sister "caught" a falling iron and now has a perfect imprint of it scared into her forearm.
Today my reflexes kicked in when I saw America falling. Now I'm going to make America great again but I'm hated for it. Fml
I tried to catch a pair of wire strippers once... Didn't feel good when they somehow clamped onto my finger.
Just the tip?
This is the best-written FML I have ever come across. I mean, sorry you Johnny Tremained your hand but damn you write well.
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Remember, OP, just because you saved the glue gun doesn't mean it owes you anything in return. No matter how hot you think is, or how little it was wearing.
I almost did that when I dropped an open pocket knife. Luckily at the last second I thought "wait, what the crap am I doing?"