Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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Top comments
TheComputerGuy96 16
Do these steps in order until you delete the file. 1. Restart the computer then delete again. 2. Use this program called Unlocker. (Search with google) 3. Go to start, Run, type: "cmd" press enter, then write: bcdedit.exe /delete {current}, then press enter. Now close cmd and go back and try deleting. The file can't still be there now.
ElMundio87 0
much easier just to delete your c:/windows/system32 folder
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Comments (172)
californiakaty 1
Emily, you are very pretty. :)
casanova7 0
ydi fer watching ****.
kalixzo 11
YDI for being a pervert and watching ****!
brokenclockwork 0
for all of you saying how perverted it is for him to watch ****, stop living under a rock. all men watch it if they have access to a computer, it's not abnormal or wrong. jesus.
JankyCakes 0
And most women too!
stevenmx86 8
This i think goes in the fml top list haha in all seriousness though, its probably saying its still in use so just restart or end task on the player
canuckrob 0
who downloads **** anymore?
ManaUser 0
It's especially bad since **** is illegal in OP's country.
BlueTwist89 0
1. Put anything important on a backup disk 2. Do a system wipe. 3. Install everything back on...
yipee4dylanp 0
There's nothing wrong with watching ****. Lol. But YDI for downloading it. Especially to your desktop.
peepss 0
...no comment, you definitely deserve it
rockhound 0
I think that "you definitely deserve it" is a comment, thus contradicting the first two words of your comment. You managed to contradict yourself before even typing by deciding to post a comment, and then again after typing "no comment." Ha!
indi80 0
62 you are very beautiful