By biglady - 17/02/2011 07:02 - Canada

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Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
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lionandthelamb61 9

Good going, perv.

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mrmerino 0

a Canadian girl with a per side? Rrrowl

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Mewzakuro240 0

I am gonna be honest here. every time I see your profile pic, I want to put cat ears on you and hug you to death.

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ladeizy 0

LMFAOOOOO i could just imagine that xD

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someguy314159265 15

Look, I understand that you have the right to act like an immature child if you want to, but they're called headphones. Use them.

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randombitches1 0

if ur mom thinks ur a **** anyway it wouldnt make a difference but if she thinks ur a sweet little grl then fyl 4 sure

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