By Bucko321 - Canada
  Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML
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By  Jimboom  |  11

It's ok. If you only realised your dad was listening when he coughed you may be in the clear. He may have picked up the phone to call a sex chat line and thought the phone had connected him straight away.

Otherwise if you have a younger brother blame it on them calling a sex line or something. Deny everything.

Oh yea and next time actually use your brain and use a cellphone.

By  Blanadestroyer  |  0

Calling your father "impolite" for overhearing your conversation would be slightly inappropriate. The fact is he's a creepy pervert.
In case he has some dumb questions or witty remarks about it, tell him you do it on a regular basis and if he wants to listen to you talking dirty again he has to pay you like all the other guys...

By  Nate_87  |  0

Did it ever occur to anyone that the OP doesn't own a cellphone?
Or her family is too poor to get cellphones for the entire family?

Cellphones are dumb anyhow. They cause too many accidents, annoy the hell out of people around them... I could go on...

  pinkdottedbow  |  0

If the OP doesn't have a cell phone, then chances are she's not old enough to be doing this with a boyfriend, and should use somas common sense before using a shared landline to say things like that.