By avertle - 18/10/2018 20:30
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OP here. I probably should’ve clarified this- she is not afraid of birds. The barn always has pigeons in it. She wasn’t afraid of the pigeon. The pigeon had gotten into a separate part of the barn that it isn’t supposed to be in. She was trying to get it out and decided the best way to do that was scream like a banshee until it left, which only made problems worse.
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But that's no FML because no one was hurt.
I'm pretty sure the point is that he panicked and ran to help when it was just a stupid pigeon. Like, she scared him for nothing.
Oh come on! The pigeon didn't even shit on anything!
So you think that the minimal effort of you chasing a bird out of a barn is worse than your grandmother's ornithophobia? You're a pretty sucky grandson. No, scratch that. You are a vile child that should be beaten with a stick, and made to watch monkeys grooming all day long.
She doesn’t have that phobia- Pigeons are always around her in the barn. She doesn’t care. The pigeon I’m talking about had gotten into a separate part of the barn it wasn’t supposed to be in, and she decided the best way to get rid of it was to scream like a banshee until it left, which only made problems worse. And the reason this is an FML is because I dropped all my stuff and almost had a heart attack because I thought something serious had happened.
Well you are no longer vile, but please tell me your grandmother was screeching like a cat to try and scare it.
To be fair, many people have a fear of birds.
OP here. I probably should’ve clarified this- she is not afraid of birds. The barn always has pigeons in it. She wasn’t afraid of the pigeon. The pigeon had gotten into a separate part of the barn that it isn’t supposed to be in. She was trying to get it out and decided the best way to do that was scream like a banshee until it left, which only made problems worse.
At least it wasn't grandma and the farmhand doing the "didn't expect you home so soon" dance.
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What’s exactly the point of this (non) FML? Clearly nothing happened.
She doesn’t have that phobia- Pigeons are always around her in the barn. She doesn’t care. The pigeon I’m talking about had gotten into a separate part of the barn it wasn’t supposed to be in, and she decided the best way to get rid of it was to scream like a banshee until it left, which only made problems worse. And the reason this is an FML is because I dropped all my stuff and almost had a heart attack because I thought something serious had happened.