Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class. On the stage, each child was asked to define each parent in one word. When it was my daughter's turn, she looked at me hard, thinking. Finally, in the end she said, "My daddy is very fat." Everybody stared. FML
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foolishworkerbee
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Did every single parent know you or something?
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demon1k
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Like they couldn't tell you were a fat lard before she stated the obvious. Must be an overwhelming characteristic for her to define you as "very fat".
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suppressed08
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*shoots the child*
WE SAID ONE WORD D:
WE SAID ONE WORD D:
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pseudolife
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Haha... FYL indeed. Kids usually speak the truth so try getting into shape. Make gradual healthy lifestyle changes so it won't be so bad dropping some pounds.
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Ms_Jessie22
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From the mouths of babes :)
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jassporah
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kids say the darndest things...
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Nylecroc
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Did you learn from the last time you said that?
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Nylecroc
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that was to Jess
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Nylecroc
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Just think about the things she'll say when she has a bigger vocabulary!
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Ms_Jessie22
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Haha nope! I'm not gonna stop saying it just because one psycho pervert gave me a bad time.
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Nena713
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But that's not one word...
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andruha1123
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cute pic Jessie :D
not trying to be creepy or anything :P
not trying to be creepy or anything :P
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Ms_Jessie22
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Thank you :)
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edgarforeverRIP
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www andruha is flabby
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Ms_Jessie22
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That's rude :(
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MauriceWinifred
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i bet you'll always hold that against her
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piinkbunnii
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So this means she also pointed you out whilst saying this?
And you counted how many people were in the place??
And you counted how many people were in the place??
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simonsaysYDI
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65 - ...It's not uncommon for parents to know eacother and eachothers kids at school functions, nor is it difficult to look in the same direction as a few people around you if you DONT know who the kids parent is.
10 rows of 30 = 300
OMG MULTIPLICATION IS HARD
Seriously, ever heard of estimates?
Try thinking about the idiotic thoughts in your head before posting them. Logic isn't THAT difficult.
10 rows of 30 = 300
OMG MULTIPLICATION IS HARD
Seriously, ever heard of estimates?
Try thinking about the idiotic thoughts in your head before posting them. Logic isn't THAT difficult.
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Mauskau
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Well kids have shit memories and don't remember shit 'til they're past the age of 9 and they start to hold decent memories that they remember later on in life.
And the parents, like they'd care.
And the parents, like they'd care.
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apoll
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SPARTAAAAAAA
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AziraLevana
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77: I started kindergarten at the age of three, and I have plenty of clear memories from before then. Same for my younger siblings, parents and grandparents. Not everyone has to wait till nine to remember stuff. After all, if they did, they wouldn't have retained the ability to read, write and so on.
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Kewaii
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Ahahahahhaa Epic
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Ninja666_fml
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ydi for bein fat
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alexxss_fml
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lol seriously!!!
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ZTB13
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And tomorrow little Sue will go to school with new bruises and apologizing for her dumbass answer...
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20sassy
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2nd! kids always tell the truth
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Brettttt
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Unless their lying :P
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slimm_shadyy
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To be honest, your picture is kinda freaking me out. Just sayin.
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Allybuns
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ikr lol
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ayychico
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fat ppl r so funny
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DamnDatFML
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I see boobies
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radmuffin
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40 I like how you're calling others fat when you don't even have a picture of yourself up. Stop being a dick and grow the fuck up.
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sharpl916
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66 is funny indeed
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slimm_shadyy
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Shouldve modded her picture instead of my comment
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kalixzo
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2 is a FAIL at being sexy.
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ScooterScott
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So we can rip on the hot chick with a boob picture up, but not the fat ones? Skank! And I can still put an opinion out there, a food critic isn't usually a chef.
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omgtacos
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radmuffin... how about you shut the fuck up bitch
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yellowman57
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Stfu! Your fucking huge
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JMachiavelli
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You also seem too fat to be described in just one word.
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hornyrabbit12
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Haha!!
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capslockisgood
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118 - Your picture makes your comment awesome
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Freeze_fml
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Lose weight.
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whogotthefunk
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Exactly. Think of this as your wake up call to start loosing your fat ass gut. Maybe you'll be able to attend her graduation under your own power and not that of an electric scooter. Eat healthy and less fast food. In the end you'll benefit your self and your little kid.
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razz122
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How do you know he was on an electric scooter. Were you one of the parents there?
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Ms_Jessie22
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Ahh the things kids say :)
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FYLDeep
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At least she used correct grammar?
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richjumba
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mrs Jessie took porn pics o herself
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dannydubs
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lol 14 yr olds tryin to be sexy and op do u also happen to be a mcdonalds preferred customer ?
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bmariotto
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not pornnnn ands she's very cute
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Freeze_fml
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I sense Pedobear.
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kybabyy
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Yes, a little shoulder and some boob crack is extremely porn-esque. You need to get out more.
Besides, at least Ms_Jessie can use proper grammar.
Besides, at least Ms_Jessie can use proper grammar.
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bmariotto
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who pedobear?
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bmariotto
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Actually, porn is classified as nudity portrayed in a sexual manner. Sure this picture is a little revealing but it cannot be considered porn.
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Ms_Jessie22
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Thanks Ky :)
And I'm 15.
And I'm 15.
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bmariotto
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fine I'm sorry if I wanted to stick up for you, and also I'm 16 so I don't see how this is wrong?
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kybabyy
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Welcome, Jess.
#25, if you're referring to my comment, I was being sarcastic.
#25, if you're referring to my comment, I was being sarcastic.
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bmariotto
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sarcasm is kinda hard to portray via text :p
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bmariotto
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I really don't get why you must chew my head off when trying to defend her, even if she doesn't want me to. I say one little thing and someone must start a flame war...
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jplumbob
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12 R U kidding? There is nothing wrong with the pic she took. Jess is an attractive young lady.
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FYLDeep
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15 year olds are not attractive.
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Ms_Jessie22
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37- I wasn't attacking you, I was actually talking to #13
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bmariotto
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to me they are... people hating on me because they think I'm 18.
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bmariotto
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is it not that kybaby was referring to my first comment?
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kybabyy
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No, I wasn't.
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bmariotto
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oh I'm sorry I thought that you were being sarcastic towards my comment that's why I said that :( total misunderstanding, I'm new to commenting
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kybabyy
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Ha it's okay. I was really confused.
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o_OrawrO_o
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take the hint , fatty .
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capslockisgood
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I think OP knows that he's fat..
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blue_eyes4602
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I agree with 9. and compared to other pics on this site ms Jessies pic is NOT pornographic
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Anatidaephobia_fml
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THIS IS SPARTA
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Freeze_fml
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300 reference. I was also thinking that.
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arandomboy
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freeze
that pic is spool ftw
that pic is spool ftw
WE SAID ONE WORD D: