By ZPyRoGoDz - 30/10/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
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mangocherrypie 0

Don't worry, I've been sick for a week as well and my boyfriend started telling me "I'm faking it". Sure, when only codeine works for my bleeding sore throat, it must be that I'm faking. I took matters into my own hands and cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush. It won't make him more compassionate but I think it will keep me from slapping him.

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perdix 29

Funny, you don't look fluish.

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realsiq 0

alexFYL - wow, youre a bitch. why didnt you just get off your ass and go on your own? and why the hell would you punch him while he was sleeping, and THEN dump him after he takes YOU to the doctor like hes your mother..go die

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Synchestra_fml 2

realsiq and polico_wolf, are you two mentally handicapped or did your parents not teach you how to read? Her ex-boyfriend was being a prick, and he only took her to the doctor after she MADE him. He obviously didn't care enough to do it on his own, so she had to wake his sorry ass up. Of course, she could've said something before she had to punch him, but still, if you get mad at your significant other for being sick, then you should do something to help them, not bitch them out.

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BritishHobo 0

Am I missing something here? EDIT: Oh, I see. Shoulda read down first.

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GreenHacker 0

Yup, people are just too dumb to reply to the correct comment.

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Saluton 18

Yeah, sure, dumping people is a technical issue. **** this world.

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Wet_Dream 0

that's what happends when you date teenage kids..

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polico_wolf 0

you... puched him... then... he took you to the doctor... then... you broke up with him... Wow you will die lonely

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kitten1323 19

Your gf's a bitch don't worry about it

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alexFYL 11

Then she's still an idiot, she should have said something a long time ago or made a suggestion they do things... why is it the guys job to come up with everything and bring her places? She can at least TRY to bring something to the relationship.

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lmmmr 0

Sounds like you know them quite intimately.

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ghembob 2

Um.. good riddance then?

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misspeg 0

wow. what an inconsiderate gf. hope u feel better soon OP. unless you're like me and like to sleep a lot instead of going out and doing things with my bf then YDI lol

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perdix 29

Funny, you don't look fluish.

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perdix 29

Oh, I am, Mercy, I just don't practice Fludaism very well at all. Religion doesn't influenza me very much.

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kitten1323 19

Hope you feel better. I've been sick too. FYL. Being sick sucks. I hope she gets sick so she can see what its like. Then you can go to her house bitching and saying "You never go out with me anymore" and keep bugging her. Hope you find someone better

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jonny2x4 0

She couldn't even drop by to give you a bj? Some girlfriend! Good riddance!

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polico_wolf 0

so, instead of explaining that you had the flu, you just said ok and rolled back over?

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