flatfoot
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Oldhouse
Hacienda Heights, United States
Ouch
Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML
DaycareMama92
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
whydoihavecats
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Morning!
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
mhmohyeah
United States
Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML
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kewlone645 8
I always hate when they add that noise in movies! GROSS! Feel better OP!
kroekdog 7
Walk it off
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Comments (133)
Ashley0911 8
Why exactly did you have a cement block to drop on your foot?
Awsumuzzie 12
OP probably lost their hacky sack and tried to replace it.
Sir_Crackerjacks 5
Because he thought it would be fun.
Sir_Crackerjacks 5
Because he thought it would be fun.
ajeppsen 25
If you are serious. He could have dropped a cynderblock on his foot. I have tons of them laying around my house and they are great for weighing stuff down.
KiddNYC1O 22
I know similar pain. When I was about four years old I dropped one on my big right toe. The whole nail came off and blood was everywhere. I was then rushed to the hospital and surgery was performed.
JKr3slEMO 5
happened to me too but I didn't need surgery..
nerdstuck101 8
Ppl alreddi knew about that noise... Loll !! :)
Snackycake 20
*already*, sorry but it was bothering me. *EDIT*So sorry wrong comment, lol
DocBastard 40
I can fix that. No seriously, I can. Call me.
NAU_future 7
Fix his foot after the block smashed it, or fix his ability to hear the sound it makes? I am confident in your ability to do both, but OP might have a different opinion.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I can fix it, too! With lots and lots of fluffy adorable chipmunk love. And drugs. Results may vary.
Sir_Crackerjacks 5
Trust him *puts on sunglasses* he's a doctor.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
32) Uh, this doctor doesn't like the /sunglasses bit.
Axipiter 24
The "he's a" is supposed to come BEFORE the sunglasses! C'mon!
AwsumShyGuy 12
They don't call him Doc for no reason you know.
ruabadfishtoo 0
I just imagined the sound and cringed. Ouch
luvlifeyolo 1
Me too ouch
DarkHelmet 10
Been there done that. Not a melodious sound at all is it
Warden1986 16
Dark helmet holy shit space balls!! " you went above my helmet?!" dark helmet " no sir more to the side sir" space ball solider *dark helmet put on ring.* " oh shit, please not that!" space ball solider. " Yes that" dark helmet. "ahhhh" space ball solider.... Great movie
I_lost_the_game 25
74- The ****?
Warden1986 16
You never saw the movie space balls????
DarkHelmet 10
LMFAO
False_Stupidity 42
@ 74, While I love the movie spaceballs, I fail to see how any of that is relevant to either the FML or the comment you posted under.
Lrigglez 7
Hope your foot feels better op. Next time wear steel toes maybe?
tb713317 6
if steel toe boots shatter it'd do a whole heck of a lot more damage than that...
momogal 22
That would not protect anything beyond the toes. Guess when someone asks why he has a cast, he can say "Dropped a cement block on my foot and broke a lot of bones. But at least my toes are okay!"
Shayton 12
Flat foot. Oh the irony.
SneakyCaveman 13
Think that hurts? Try getting stepped on by a mammoth.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
*squints* for a moment, I thought you jacked my user name...I'm watching you
SneakyCaveman 13
Do you have surveillance set up, or some form of supernatural vision?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No. I have clones.
SneakyCaveman 13
I'm sensing an incoming chipmunk induced apocalypse approaching. Better stock up on provisions.
mckibben 7
Cats eat chipmunks....
SqueakyChipmunk 22
**** YOU, IM POISONOUS.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No you won't.
legitkitty 11
I just realized I have no idea where this conversation is going.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Neither do I, kitty. I'm very skeptical of this bulldog. *squint* I'm not even sure what happened after the "IM POISONOUS" part.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
OH GOD IM CONFUSED. IM HYPERVENTILATING! BRING ME A BAG.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No you di'nt. I'm too high to maul anyone right now, though.
outoftown 27
Casting call for you, OP. (Hope it heals well.)