flatfoot
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oldhouse
Hacienda Heights, United States
Ouch
Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML
DaycareMama92
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
whydoihavecats
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Morning!
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
mhmohyeah
United States
Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML
Top comments
kewlone645 8
I always hate when they add that noise in movies! GROSS! Feel better OP!
kroekdog 7
Walk it off
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Comments (133)
cameronman9 2
Oh...well ****
HeartOfLead 24
Were you auditioning for a role in the new real Tom and Jerry movie? Well anyway, I personally think that you would make a great Tom.
worldclassrager 41
Jesus that is just one of the worst things to happen...I think work boots will be a better fit and not crunch your foot as much...
Ashley91129 6
Ouch
swag_unicorn 4
what does it sound like?
BoredBrunette 7
Feel better OP!
fallenangel72 7
Awh :( feel better OP!
monkeylove12 6
Eww..
green2go 14
You should buy some steel cap boots
Shadow47_ 0
Ahh fuuuu... Damn sorry bro.