Health: Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if...

By flatfoot - 09/08/2012 19:33 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML

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Thursday 9 August 2012 23:05

I always hate when they add that noise in movies! GROSS! Feel better OP!

kroekdog 7

Thursday 9 August 2012 23:08

Walk it off

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myersch 2

Friday 10 August 2012 18:38

sucker

brockeutsler 2

Saturday 11 August 2012 1:26

Been there done that

shamonie22 9

Saturday 11 August 2012 17:55

Really? The sound's what's important to you? What about the pain that you must have felt?

Blahblah9921 4

Monday 13 August 2012 4:43

ouch!

mmmhmm11268 4

Monday 13 August 2012 19:25

Pffft. You ok man?

Abbie_s 2

Monday 5 November 2012 23:19

something like that happened to me.. except with a nokia brick:/

JordanDempsey 20

Monday 15 July 2013 4:55

Oooh...

maxa_fml 3

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:27

Mason? That sucks man

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