Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Ouch
Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Morning!
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML
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kewlone645 8
I always hate when they add that noise in movies! GROSS! Feel better OP!
kroekdog 7
Walk it off
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Comments (133)
myersch 2
sucker
brockeutsler 2
Been there done that
shamonie22 9
Really? The sound's what's important to you? What about the pain that you must have felt?
Blahblah9921 4
ouch!
mmmhmm11268 4
Pffft. You ok man?
Abbie_s 2
something like that happened to me.. except with a nokia brick:/
JordanDempsey 20
Oooh...
maxa_fml 3
Mason? That sucks man