flatfoot
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Oldhouse
Hacienda Heights, United States
Ouch
Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML
DaycareMama92
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
whydoihavecats
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Morning!
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
mhmohyeah
United States
Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML
Top comments
kewlone645 8
I always hate when they add that noise in movies! GROSS! Feel better OP!
kroekdog 7
Walk it off
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Comments (133)
linkinpark98 24
I can feel the pain from here!
musicjelly 0
same here. not a good feeling.
fudgeimout 2
I feel like it should be worded differently, with " the crunching noise your foot makes" instead of "will make ".
khamaria 4
Aww Man, I can understand my dad had 7 pallets crush his foot as well, needed surgery to repair the damages. I really hope you feel better soon :).
stej1985 3
Not quite sure why people are suggesting steel capped boots a) majority only covers toe area, and b) even with capped boots, a cinder block is still heavy enough to do damage.. FYL OP. oh and get well soon
AClassActx3 7
Lmfaoooo at OP's name! But this isn't funny :/ Fyl OP, I'm clumsy too
davidm200 6
well.... try getting ur foot run over by a fully armored 5900lb humvee........ it happened to me............. painful....? HELL YEAH!
anoncouscous 2
Could it be you mean a concrete block? No such thing as a cement block... Though I guess it's possible to make one.
robert76 5
I love the people suggesting steel toed boots. You do know that in a situation like this, all the steel toes do is chop your toes off rather than crush them. It is easier to reattach them than rebuild them ,sure, but still FYL.
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
Oh gosh. My foot hurts now.
luvlifeyolo 1
Ouch that sucks...