By mhmohyeah - 10/11/2009 23:05 - United States
Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
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  qwertyone  |  0

There is nothing wrong with doing that. I do it at my age. If everyone demonstrated a little harmless and innocent child like behavior the world would be less depressing.

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  Nakedsquirrel  |  5

I still tend to kick at sticks or stones I come across, and try to keep them in line so I don't have to stray from my path and swerve around like a retard just to kick it again =P (I don't go out of my way.)

When you get a significant other that likes to take walks, taking turns kicking stuff as you go can be a fun little game.

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  perdix  |  29

Where the pterodactyl calls in the stegosaurus and tyrannosaurus rex to avenge the murder of the little bird.

It's going to be a long night for the OP. I hope she didn't eat chicken for dinner.