Today, I discovered that when my husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML
Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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_daniellesays_ 10
Then there should no longer be anything "factual" about you two being married.
Chellybelly92 14
Whip his ass. No don't do that. Bad idea. But I'd seriously get a lawyer or a marriage counselor.
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Comments (151)
amarama 3
ahahahaha hahaha hahahaha
YeahYeahYeahOK 6
That's just messed up. If it had been a mutual agreement, it would be different. All 4 of you should have sat down to discuss such a maneuver ahead of time. Sorry OP
frontmanmike 14
Yikes. I hear people saying "it's cheaper than AI," but so is a turkey baster. Clearly, a conversation was missed along the way here. Sorry, OP.
colvindj 22
Maybe he wanted to do it the natural way..
amifaiyaz 12
Divorce,take his money and those balls, he doesn't need them.
Ibeatmyself 3
Direct deposit
soapmactavish82 8
That's terrible
why57why 21
Kick him in his balls and scream bitch
luvnlyfe 4
Man that sucks!
elsuperloco68 12
Good for you husband to help out a friend.