Today, I discovered that when my husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination. FML
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Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML
Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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_daniellesays_ 10
Then there should no longer be anything "factual" about you two being married.
Chellybelly92 14
Whip his ass. No don't do that. Bad idea. But I'd seriously get a lawyer or a marriage counselor.
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Comments (151)
Ashleyraye22 6
I would've been pissed OP. Definitely should've talked to you about the method prior to this.
BrodieMike 4
Why pay a doctor when he could do it for free?
onorexveritas 23
I see this is a case of the swingers
A07 48
i wonder what his friend was thnking?
Shazam25 7
Would you rather he was cheating on you and risking the chance to leave you instead if just helping another couple have a child?
BrotherPhil 35
True, but inseminating the bro wouldn't have helped much.
jodyl1 5
If it had happened without her knowledge, then I would say It's things like this that make me think it's time to bring back fault-based divorce, and adultery laws were still enforced and jailable offences. Since she knew, just didn't know the details of the insemination process, it's probably one of those 'too stupid to know what he did was wrong' type of moments on his part when he asked if it was okay.
emuexport 4
Good move, would have saved about $ 20, 000
chuckcloninger 12
Maybe you should help the other couples husband with his "technique" so they can do it by themselves next time. While getting yourself a little payback?
CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16
Maybe they just didn't want to pay the thousands of $ to do the procedure.That's shit is expensive.