Kids and Health: Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital,...

By ch,nlv - 14/05/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML

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notesz 21

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Wednesday 2 May 2018 16:55

This is lawsuit material.

JasonThorn 18

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Wednesday 2 May 2018 15:31

Nice to know the hospital has just volunteered to pay for the costs of raising the child. If they haven't...MAKE THEM.

JasonThorn 18

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Wednesday 2 May 2018 15:31

Nice to know the hospital has just volunteered to pay for the costs of raising the child. If they haven't...MAKE THEM.

notesz 21

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Wednesday 2 May 2018 16:55

This is lawsuit material.

manb91uk 22

Monday 14 May 2018 1:38

Tune in after the commercial break to find out what happens next - you won't BELIEVE what her husband does!

IMSCARJOHANSSON 24

Monday 14 May 2018 1:49

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

RinoaHeartilly 36

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Monday 14 May 2018 5:11

Why do you need to know? Oh wait, you don't.

Lalala579121 27

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Monday 14 May 2018 6:41

Because they wanted to. What other reason do they need?

DragonMaiden7 15

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Monday 14 May 2018 6:53

Has it never occurred to you that couples could have problems conceiving on their own? She may have misshaped eggs, he may have low sperm count, either way, it really isn’t every Tom, Dick and Harry’s business why they choose artificial insemination

Allie614032 34

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Monday 14 May 2018 2:24

If you're not against abortion, you could get rid of this fetus as soon as possible and then make SURE it's your husband's sperm next time.

DragonMaiden7 15

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Monday 14 May 2018 6:50

Artificial insemination is expensive as hell dude, plus there is no guarantee that the second time will take. Also thanks to Dictator Trump and his Idiot Administration, a lot of Planned Parenthood’s are shut down. Which means no safe place to get an abortion. So it’s a screwed if you do-screwed if you don’t situation.

xXDemonWolfXx 13

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Monday 14 May 2018 16:59

Lmao “dictator Trump” you people never fail to make me laugh

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 14 May 2018 7:42

Don’t worry, DM7, rich people will always be able to get abortions. The Orwellian-named “pro-life” movement only wants to oppress poor women. They don’t want to take on the fat cats who impregnate their mistresses and need their fixers to erase the problem. There are probably many Trump bastards out there and an untold number of aborted fetuses with Donald’s DNA.

chubbear 14

Monday 14 May 2018 20:23

You guys downvote this, but you know it's true.

Allie614032 34

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Monday 14 May 2018 10:10

I know artificial insemination is expensive. I figured the hospital would cover it, considering they fucked up the first time. Perhaps they would cover more than one, if the first one doesn't take.

Misoranomegami 16

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Monday 14 May 2018 15:45

If they fertilized the entire set of eggs with the wrong sperm that means potentially months of painful injections and jabs ro collect new eggs assuming that they even can. That's a pretty big gamble to take if they're already having fertility issues.

Seeya55 31

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Monday 14 May 2018 16:13

Yes its expensive, but with what happened, whatever lawsuit they WILL win will pay for it. Because HOLY SHIT that's a BIG ACCIDENT. Where I went, they confirmed names and numbers with the sperm vials and egg containers. They made sure the numbers matched, and confirmed with ME PERSONALLY! Holy shit this hospital fucked up!

blondie45 21

Monday 14 May 2018 2:42

Its a little early to tell if you’re pregnant if the artificial insemination was only done today...

lizzstalker 15

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Monday 14 May 2018 3:34

Every FML has to start with the word today. The procedure may have been done weeks ago and op just recently found it what happened

blondie45 21

Tuesday 15 May 2018 0:25

Thank you smart ass - I know how FML works... OP could then have started her post saying “today I found out that the artificial insemination I had done a few weeks ago...”

Huldan MeGroyn 13

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Tuesday 15 May 2018 20:31

Hey, look! I found the entitled brat in the post!

hitmanoo 16

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Monday 14 May 2018 3:42

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

cornyrob 33

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Wednesday 16 May 2018 3:59

Like, "I swear i wasn't already pregnant with another man's baby when i went to get inseminated."

DragonMaiden7 15

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Monday 14 May 2018 3:42

Did someone say LAWSUIT?! Seriously though, this was a gigantic fuck-up. Hospitals actually make a lot of mistakes that range from screwing up minor medications to fatal flaws on the operation table, yet they are often protected by bullshit legal loophole’s. If you have the proof that this is 100% the hospital’s fault and can get a great lawyer that will only charge you after you win, you and your husband will have one hell of a case on your hands, and hopefully you can set some sort of standard for hospitals.