Today, I discovered that when my husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination. FML
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Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML
Today, I learned I’m shooting blanks and can’t have children. My wife’s response was that her brother can be our sperm donor. She has no issue with this. FML
Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML
Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML
Today, we recently found out I'm infertile, and I thought we were both devastated, until my partner posted a drunk video to Facebook, basically celebrating that we will never have, "crying, nappy-shitting, soul-sucking, bank account-draining little sods." FML
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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_daniellesays_ 10
Then there should no longer be anything "factual" about you two being married.
Chellybelly92 14
Whip his ass. No don't do that. Bad idea. But I'd seriously get a lawyer or a marriage counselor.
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Comments (151)
lzdawgtwo 3
Ya a discussion prior to the donations probably should have taken place. Like "hey babe care if I start sleeping with a buddies wife for a good cause"? FAIL
TheDrifter 23
When he said "Bill is infertile and him and his his wife would like my assistance to give her a child", I do believe there were some details glossed over in your conversation.
worldclassrager 39
Some dreams have the cheesiest things put together to a step further...hope your next one is about your crush/girlfriend...
spunkylady 24
Wrong Fml dude!
stardustjunkie 12
Sorry OP, he should've told you. However you have to admit that it's a much more cost effective and simpler way to conceive a child than AI.
saidoh_fml 26
True, but the cost argument doesn't work as well when turkey basters are available.
nitrog100 21
Artificial insemination is an expensive procedure. Your husband may have been kind of dumb about the way he went about doing things, but it's not likely that there was any ill intent behind his actions. Hopefully you guys can work through this.
ralmilk 16
That is actually quite a common method for donating sperm. Granted, most of the people donating are single...so that's not cool. He definitely should have talked to you about that first though, sorry he was a jerk OP
guineagirl96 38
That doesn't mean he wasn't donating.... Some people wish to have a natural insemination with the donor. Unless he lied and was really having an affair, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. You should be supportive of his good deed, even if it involved sleeping with another woman, although he should have told you first.
tiarnatargaryen 23
"You should be supportive of his good deed"?? I'm sorry, if you don't draw the line at your husband sleeping with someone else, where do you?
Ins0mau 20
But "should have told you first" is a BIG but.
Hamz1989 13
He had a reason for what he did so just talk to him.
ShakeDisPlace 10
Punch him in the weiner OP.
davek 36
I would have thought the friend would have something to complain about there too. Unless it was a three-way.