By sayhey22 - 9/1/2015 15:33 - United States - Sullivan
Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML
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It almost sounds like a broken fire alarm. It's a sketchy sound haha. I've progressed to just jumping when it happens
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  Ichiya  |  29

I suggest using a hammer to calmly beat the shit out of the toaster then lighting the broken remains on fire and finally mailing it to Mongolia.

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  sayhey22  |  19

It's a sketchy noise and he never told me it made that sound when he bought it.
And his ears are just fine.
However, he has begun to do this while I'm sleeping. In our room.
He will pay