By sayhey22 - 09/01/2015 15:33 - United States - Sullivan
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It almost sounds like a broken fire alarm. It's a sketchy sound haha. I've progressed to just jumping when it happens
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At least you'll be nice and toasty in the winter.
I thought the point of this site was to laugh at others misery not relate to it.
Destroy it when he sleeps.
Destroy it before the toaster becomes self-aware and destroys us all.
Maybe accidentely set it on fire?
Or place the toaster next to him when he sleeps, and enjoy a nice piece of toast.
Crumb on! How can he be that mean?
You'll get used to it, or not.
How loud can a toaster be, to make you scream in terror??
It almost sounds like a broken fire alarm. It's a sketchy sound haha. I've progressed to just jumping when it happens
You'll soon progress to the toast popping up into the air and you putting butter on it mid-air and catching it with a plate.
I suggest using a hammer to calmly beat the shit out of the toaster then lighting the broken remains on fire and finally mailing it to Mongolia.
Come now #23. That's not being very nice to the Mongolians.
Give it another week and you'll barely even flinch
Damn Mongolians!! Stop knocking down my shitty wall!
You Relationship status now reads "single"
Oops, it broke.
Why would you scream?... There's no danger or need to alert others, you should learn how to be surprised and not hurt everyone elses' ears
It's a sketchy noise and he never told me it made that sound when he bought it. And his ears are just fine. However, he has begun to do this while I'm sleeping. In our room. He will pay
OP must have misheard that old Battle of Bunker Hill saying: "Don't shout until you see the whites or the ryes."
wait...he's making toast in your room? That's a whole new level of weird...
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You'll soon progress to the toast popping up into the air and you putting butter on it mid-air and catching it with a plate.
Destroy it when he sleeps.