Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
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Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
I think someone needs a partner with a brain.
iloveboyswittats 10
It was probably a joke. I can't see anyone saying that seriously.
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Comments (142)
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm allergic to cats. Medicines were not an option due to the side effects and the other medications I was already on. Being their child, my parents valued my health over the well-being of an animal and tbh, my mum had no intention of refinishing the entire house on the possibility that the cat and I could coexist. FYL because it is an unfortunate situation. FY partner's L because her partner can't take a joke and she is probably the one who will have to make a sacrifice.
MMMMMMPorkchops 1
your picture cracks me up every time I see it. I've never seen a guy with such a narcissistic picture on his profile.
Snookums 0
Lol and you date this douche why? fyl but ydi for being with a Dick.
cocktailpeanut 3
Totally fair. Your partner is putting up with your kid who isn't theirs... it's the least you could do. Total win-win IMO...
chronicronic 0
your partner does not give a **** about you. haha. give your child a Claritin everyday. problem solved.
chronicronic 0
your partner does not give a **** about you. haha. give your child a Claritin everyday. problem solved.
TyIsGeek 0
I think if you're still with your partner you're a dumb ass!
Ellen_Farrah 0
LMFAO
sherivengeance 3
lol hilarious!
kittenassassin 0
obviously a joke you dumb bitch