By LucyLollipop - 16/05/2016 19:16 - United States - Davis

Today, my obnoxious roommate who always blasts crappy music day in and day out as loud as he can has reached an all time low. He has now started blasting Christmas music. It's May. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 052
You deserved it 1 781

LucyLollipop tells us more.

Hey guys! OP here, thought I'd add to the fun. So, I live in a dorm-like building. I rent a room and share the kitchen, bathroom, living area, etc. It sucks, but it's affordable and it's what I've got till my car is reliable enough to move farther from my work. This place is off campus though, so the people who live here are more druggies, welfare recipients, and some really weird people, with a couple normal ones in the mix. Also, the walls are paper thin. The neighbor/roommate in question is a 46 year old, toothless guy with no job except for prospecting in the local rivers and streams occasionally. He always keeps his door open, yawns and burps louder than anyone needs to, and plays a lot of music. Including but not limited to "My Heart Will Go On," and the Chippettes' rendition of "Let It Go." Those songs. Every day. Multiple times a day. So I guess I can be grateful he was blasting "All I Want for Christmas is You" instead of the usual, but still. He also likes to watch hentai with the door wide open and the volume up. I honestly don't mind Christmas music when it's Christmas! Except I've been working retail so it's grinding on my nerves more now. Oh well. Thanks for all the sympathy! I loved reading all the comments, they've made my lunch break a little more interesting.

Top comments

It's beginning to look a lot like murder

The only solution is to eliminate him


The only solution is to eliminate him

It's the only solution, OP. People like him can't be saved. Eliminate him for the greater good of humanity ;)

Exterminate! Christmas music is pure torture. I believe the roommate is trying to eliminate OP...

Christmas in May? I've heard of Christmas in July, but...

It's beginning to look a lot like murder

drayloon 50

It's going to be a red Christmas

Sounds like a justifiable homicide to me. Deck the halls with his intestines.

Roommates roasting on an open fire

You guys are awesome! I can't pick my favorite.

Deck the halls with bowels of room mate fah la la la la, la la la la!

No matter what time of year, constant Christmas music is ******* annoying.

Tell me about it. I also work in retail.

ChristianH39 30

I can enjoy Christmas music for the hour or so it takes us to decorate the tree and then the day of. That's about it.

Your roommate is is your dad undercover trying to re-convince you that Santa is real by getting you in the Christmas spirit early. Guaranteed

drayloon 50

Can you call in a noise complaint on your own roommate?

We've tried. He stops for about a day and a half and goes at it again.

Probably my most favorite fml ever. Too funny. But I'm sorry OP. I know how it is, I've been there

Wait, do you hate your neighbors or your roommate? Or both?

i cant stand Christmas music in Dec let alone May.

it's never too early for christmas music wtheck

Its always too early for christmas music. Even in december