skyhigh
United States
Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
noeducation
Canada
Today, I found out why my parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found out where the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping came from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML
Anonymous
Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML
Basil
Contoocook, United States
Is that even legal?
Today, I discovered that my mom got my college fund in the divorce. I will never see that money again and now I can’t afford a four year school. FML
armenta427
United States
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Me
United States
Poof, gone!
Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Boozehound
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
ExtemelyBroke
United States
Thievery
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
future burger flipper
Whitewater, United States
Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML
Anonymous
Pump and dump
Today, I learned that my dad invested my entire college fund into some shady internet stock, despite my dire warnings about being careful. He told me not to worry as he'd done some research, and he guaranteed everything would be fine. Two hours later that same stock dropped almost 75%. FML
FuckedOver
Houston, United States
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
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Ray_of_midnight 23
Just remember, you get to pick their nursing home.
MacdaddyMaddy 0
pay them back by burning their cars to ashes, "2012 will happen soon, we need too save money on gas so I can go to college."
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janise 2
OP's parents are rather stupid for believing in 2012. That being said, OP should be focusing more on getting a job to pay for college and focusing less on complaining about his/her parents spending their own money.
FYLSLOWLY 0
FYL! LOL!
justbigbs 6
LOL, I would definitely did what your parents did, if it was proven that 2012 will kills all. But like # 115 , said there has been too much BS "predictions". 911 Happened and was "predicted" in Nostradamus, seriously what wasn't anyone looking into that before it happened. Mayan's 2012 calender ends, they're civilization ended so many centuries ago, they didn't predict they're own demise. If 2012 do kills us all that would mean world peace, but hey chances of wining the lottery jackpot is higher than that.
KyRidHEART 0
Im scared for the future..
k9obsessed 5
Oh my god, I am so sick of this 2012 bullshit. The 2012 calander was the last one FOUND from the Mayan clander. THAT DOES NOT MEAN THE WORLD IS GOING TO F***ING END IN 2012. Tell your dumbshit parents to be a little more realistic and to go **** themseles for ruining your life. then come back in January of 2013 and demand they reimburse you for the college funds they wasted.
FUrlife95 0
I agree with you on this totally, but u ripped into this pretty hard... That sounded wrong...
5t3ff1k4h 47
158 - What's the point of making them (and everyone else who believes the world will end in a few years) look like idiots, when the world will make them look like idiots right then? Patience is a virtue, my friend. Trust me, they'll feel so dumb when December 22nd, 2012 hits.
5t3ff1k4h 47
189 - You missed my point. They'll feel dumb the day after the world is supposed to end, because it didn't end. Unless they're in a cult, they won't commit mass suicide because the world will supposedly end.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
This is why I quit watching TV because The History Channel, The Discovery Channel and the Media keep exaggerating that "the world is going to 'end' on Dec. 21, 2012". They said the same thing about the year 2000 and NOTHING HAPPENED!!! The televised media is nothing but pure B.S. and so are the Media and the Scientists on TV. **** THEM! People are being so paranoid and worked up for no reason for watching this bullshit on TV. OP, tell your parents to stop watching this end-of-the-world shit on TV and get them to take a long walk and get them to know nature more. The media talking about the world ending in 2012 is getting more and more asinine the more they talk about it. IT'S JUST A YEAR, FOR **** SAKE! >:( Hell, I can't wait for 2012 either. That's the year I finally graduate from my Community College. xD
saxplaya11 1
the world isn't going to end in 2012, your idiot if u think it is
zebrapattern 6
his idiot?
addoyl 0
thats the fakest shit ive heard. if your parents were smart enough to save up money for college they wouldnt believe in that shit
overrandom 4
YDI for not listening to them. My 2011 new years resolution is to build a bomb shelter for 2012. I suggest you do the same instead of going to college.
forza_italia88 2
hey #168! you are an IDIOT! the world is not going to end just like it hasnt the last hundred times the worlds ending was predicted! you have fun in your pathetic little shelter which wouldnt help you because if the WORLD is going to end that means NOTHING would last incuding a box to hide yourself in haha
Rusty325 4
I do believe this distinguishable Beast of myth to be distinguishable
overrandom 4
Bomb shelter complete!! Though, I'm already out of Doritos. :(
Donkeydick360 0
lmfao blue waffle rocks