Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out why my parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found out where the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping came from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML
Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML
Is that even legal?
Today, I discovered that my mom got my college fund in the divorce. I will never see that money again and now I can’t afford a four year school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Poof, gone!
Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML
Boozehound
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Thievery
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML
Pump and dump
Today, I learned that my dad invested my entire college fund into some shady internet stock, despite my dire warnings about being careful. He told me not to worry as he'd done some research, and he guaranteed everything would be fine. Two hours later that same stock dropped almost 75%. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
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Ray_of_midnight 23
Just remember, you get to pick their nursing home.
MacdaddyMaddy 0
pay them back by burning their cars to ashes, "2012 will happen soon, we need too save money on gas so I can go to college."
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JohnSharp 0
Dat is gewoon zwaar klote
AnarchyAmber 5
This is not the "true" year 2011. The Mayans did not predict that Christianity would take over and change the year because they're selfish pricks that want to rule the world. Civilization has been around for over 5,000 years (supposedly the Jewish calendar is the most correct, but I wouldn't know for sure). Therefore it is only 2011 AD, not truly the year 2011. Meaning this "2012" disaster already happened over 3,000 years ago, so now you can all STFU. It's amazing that out of all the scientists and geniuses I'm the only person to realize this, maybe because I'm anti-religion who knows lol. 2012 will be a repeat of May 21st, people are going to go crazy thinking its the rapture or some shit AGAIN, then feel stupid the next day.
newburton13 26
And when the world does not end, sue their asses.
zebrapattern 6
2012 is going to happen, so is 2013, 2014, 2015, etc.
Valentine_Beauty 5
we're still alive... btw i agree with #237
GeoX14 7
Actually, the Myan calendar didn't include leap years, so it really was supposed to end a long time ago.
Rawrz69 5
Well just happened a few days ago and unless heaven looks like my bedroom nothing happend
CunnersMonkey 2
Dude u got screwed
Steffi 26
Oops.
The_9th_Doctor 18
I'm from the future. guess what. it didn't happen. the world is still here.