Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out why my parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found out where the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping came from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML
Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML
Is that even legal?
Today, I discovered that my mom got my college fund in the divorce. I will never see that money again and now I can’t afford a four year school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Poof, gone!
Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML
Boozehound
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Thievery
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML
Pump and dump
Today, I learned that my dad invested my entire college fund into some shady internet stock, despite my dire warnings about being careful. He told me not to worry as he'd done some research, and he guaranteed everything would be fine. Two hours later that same stock dropped almost 75%. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
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Ray_of_midnight 23
Just remember, you get to pick their nursing home.
MacdaddyMaddy 0
pay them back by burning their cars to ashes, "2012 will happen soon, we need too save money on gas so I can go to college."
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Comments (248)
beatlesfreak 0
I hate how the world's supposed to end four days before Christmas. Damn! I don't really believe in the 2012 theory, but it would totally suck if it actually happens. And OP, your parents are idiots.
jram141 0
the mayan calender ended on 2012 so people assume that thats going to be the end of the world or some big world changing event but what most beople dont know is that curches started their calenders 4 years after jesus died making every calender now adays 4 year behind so 2012 has actualy already,happened
anthony82_fml_fml 0
your parents are morons
UnanomousGurl 0
PSHH @ LEAST U HAD A COLLEGE FUND, LOTTA PARENTZ DONT MAKE 1 FOR THEIR KIDZ, INCLUDING MINE FML
yaya1213 6
2012 isn't even real
creoleinsomniakk 3
ur parents are idiots.
forza_italia88 2
your parents are so ******* stupid. how many times in the past has the world been prophesised to end? and all these stupid people sold everything they had and went on world wide holidays and did everything and then when the time came for the end nothing happened and they were left with nothing. i would LOVE to see their faces when time continues after 2012.
zxPhantomxz 0
this FML is a total lie
ohmek 0
So is most of the fml's here. But just go with it lol.
mattchew_wee 0
wow u have some smart parents... them thinking ahead and everything
xxcheezy7xx 5
ew ^^ and FYL op!