skyhigh
United States
Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
noeducation
Canada
Today, I found out why my parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found out where the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping came from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML
Anonymous
Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML
Basil
Contoocook, United States
Is that even legal?
Today, I discovered that my mom got my college fund in the divorce. I will never see that money again and now I can’t afford a four year school. FML
armenta427
United States
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Me
United States
Poof, gone!
Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Boozehound
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
ExtemelyBroke
United States
Thievery
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
future burger flipper
Whitewater, United States
Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML
Anonymous
Pump and dump
Today, I learned that my dad invested my entire college fund into some shady internet stock, despite my dire warnings about being careful. He told me not to worry as he'd done some research, and he guaranteed everything would be fine. Two hours later that same stock dropped almost 75%. FML
FuckedOver
Houston, United States
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
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Ray_of_midnight 23
Just remember, you get to pick their nursing home.
MacdaddyMaddy 0
pay them back by burning their cars to ashes, "2012 will happen soon, we need too save money on gas so I can go to college."
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mandi625 0
LOL. That's hilarious. If it does happen, I'll remember this xD
FAYUL12345100 3
How stupid can they be? The Mayans just ran out of room, as #217 said. The world isn't going to end, the worst that would happen would be a bunch of people marking checks wrong, like any other year.
cohustler 0
well you are a product if your parents and there that dumb you probably would have dropped out anyway
GrandpaSmith 4
At least there was a college fund. My dad told me that he has other, younger kids and I'm not getting a cent. I joined the Army during Vietnam to get college money and worked my way to a PhD and a six figure salary. I don't hear much from him now. And he doesn't hear much from me, either. By the way, he told all my brothers, except the youngest, the same thing. He only paid for the sisters and the spoiled baby of the family.
SpeechQween94 14
Honestly the whole "the world's going to end in 2012" thing is getting old and was just plain ridiculous from the beginning. It says in the Bible that no one knows the time of the end of the world.
SpeechQween94 14
I think you mean Hannah Montana Forever?
Nicoxrulz 0
That sucks. :/ I feel sorry for you, op.
shadankium 1
it's a joke dipshit
tellithowitis 13
227, are you a drag queen?
neongurl98 10
I'm so sorry baby! well now u get their retirement fund!!!