Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I sent a risky text to my crush and immediately put my phone on airplane mode so I wouldn’t spend the next hour anticipating and responding to his reply. I forgot I did this and spent the whole day thinking he was ignoring me, but when I switched it back on, I'd not received a single message. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, after having insomnia and also being constantly woken in the middle of the night by spam texts, I turned my notifications off and fell asleep, forgetting I had done so - until a few days later when I discovered my friends two day-old text telling me he has incurable cancer. I've apologized profusely, but he’s ghosted me. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
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Weirdo007 0
*Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent.
daringtoride 27
Karma is a bitch, but she's a quick bitch too ;)
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Comments (87)
dajojonater 3
A small price to pay.
goose12321 11
I don't see what the problem is? It beeped when they were delivered? So? It's showing your success, it should be rewarding if anything.
GothicAngel17 24
No because it's equally annoying as receiving that amount of messages at once.
brand0n93 5
what goes around comes around
fierystage 8
You're a dick. You probably made your poor friend have to pay more on the bill!
infinitron 7
Aw dang man. That really ***** your life. Your phone gave you a bunch of notifications. Really puts terminally ill people in their place, doesn't it?
LexieWins 0
It's only funny if you send them at like 3am when they're sleeping. Guerrilla warfare! My friend once sent me 476 text messages and my phone died so I slept past my alarm -_-
iluvFMLs15 19
That's awesome but I'm sorry that happened
a_lenzmeier 11
Call me stupid,,, but how do you do it? And please don't tell me to google it. I don't even know how to begin stating it.
DURPINATOR3000 6
Stupid
MakeTodayADTR 20
Are you part of the new Jehovah's Witness cyber devision?
drewflav 17
Don't be a dumbass. How would you feel if someone did that to you non-stop? It's incredibly annoying to delete them all. If they're using an older phone they've probably got a text storage limit. I'd be pissed off if I couldn't receive important messages due to the actions of one dumbass!!
janicus 9
Wouldn't that use up a whole heap of credit? :s
sillyyanks 24
Welcome to the 21st century - Contract phone packages with unlimited texts!