Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I sent a risky text to my crush and immediately put my phone on airplane mode so I wouldn’t spend the next hour anticipating and responding to his reply. I forgot I did this and spent the whole day thinking he was ignoring me, but when I switched it back on, I'd not received a single message. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, after having insomnia and also being constantly woken in the middle of the night by spam texts, I turned my notifications off and fell asleep, forgetting I had done so - until a few days later when I discovered my friends two day-old text telling me he has incurable cancer. I've apologized profusely, but he’s ghosted me. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
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Weirdo007 0
*Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent.
daringtoride 27
Karma is a bitch, but she's a quick bitch too ;)
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Comments (87)
isamisis 9
You'll get 'em next time.
hkhan24 23
It would have been even more funny if all those delivery notifications said "this message could not be delivered"
ReinaJay 13
It make me wonder, I know FML will sometimes translate a French FML for our website but I wonder... do they also translate an English FML for the French website sometimes?
Sirin_fml 47
Now and then.
The_Nz_Harrison 2
You're a ****** mate
ellytoad 13
Well, that bit you right in the backside.
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
Smooth.
red_lightning 6
How do you send them like that?
alexchenkov 4
You totally deserved it.
kroopyr 0
How do you do that?
it__happens 17
Oh the irony