Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I sent a risky text to my crush and immediately put my phone on airplane mode so I wouldn’t spend the next hour anticipating and responding to his reply. I forgot I did this and spent the whole day thinking he was ignoring me, but when I switched it back on, I'd not received a single message. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, after having insomnia and also being constantly woken in the middle of the night by spam texts, I turned my notifications off and fell asleep, forgetting I had done so - until a few days later when I discovered my friends two day-old text telling me he has incurable cancer. I've apologized profusely, but he’s ghosted me. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
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Top comments
Weirdo007 0
*Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent. *Ding* sent.
daringtoride 27
Karma is a bitch, but she's a quick bitch too ;)
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Comments (87)
Lucious306 7
Yeah complete backfire
Duotrain 6
Have a taste of your own medicine.
teresee 8
Smooth move, genius. Payback is a bitch.
greeneyebeauty9 28
instant karma.
illmatic2 16
Ohh, so you're one of those douchebags. YDI
lilhellian 27
something tells me you've never done this to somebody..
lilhellian 27
ahh the joys of an sms bomber:)
PipingMouse 14
Junk mail alert: I think you need a douche canoe don't you?
GothicAngel17 24
Wut.
jelly713 19
OP, be more original. That's something a jealous girlfriend or a mother does to get someone's attention. Do the prank in person. Technology just kills the fun. You don't see the reaction directly! Plus, it's more fun if you gotta work a little.
lilhellian 27
Nah sitting back in a comfy chair, sipping a drink, watching tv while your friend goes nuts from 40k messeges so much better.
rasengan1544 12
Karma's A B*tch
perdix 31
YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI, YDI. You seeing a theme here?
WritingWrongs 8
Is it "I couldn't think of a comment"? I use that theme *all* the time.
strawberrywine22 30
Did you REALLY just suggest that PERDIX of all people couldn't think of comment? I find it hard to believe that his comment could be that far over someone's head.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#52- So, how does Perdix's ass taste?
WritingWrongs 8
-52, What makes you think I didn't understand perdix's joke?
AH1Zviper 15
52- in my retrospect, I do believe that, like all people, including myself, don't come up with the perfect comment all the time. Such as when perdix said " at least he's honest?" On the FML about the dad leaving the note. Which in my view was a weak comment.