Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I was working up the courage to tell my male bestie of three years that I was starting to fall in love with him. I told him, “Hey, I wanna get something off my chest, do you mind?” He instantly panicked and said, “Nope, please don’t say it.” and asked me to leave. He never let me speak and changed the subject. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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SecundusSecunda 27
At least you know if a guy ever tries to do something... unsavory... to you, she will kick his ass
jow96 17
I would hate to see what she would do if a guy DIDN'T like you
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Comments (63)
blupenguin29 14
If you have to put him in the friend zone, then do it. But don't be cowardly.
mlustpdx 17
your friends needs her butt kicked
sweetpotato301 7
I hope you apologized to him.
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
You clearly have a different definition of "friend" to the rest of us. What does she do to people you like only as a casual acquaintance?
dragonrider1959 18
I'm sorry, but that's something you should've done yourself. 1. You can't trust another person to convey your message. 2. You owe it to the guy to give him a straightforward refusal in person, it's really disheartening and makes him feel like you don't think enough of him to do it yourself. It sucks that this happened, and I can definitely relate to those feelings of fear, but I kinda feel like it's your fault, and you should definitely go to him and apologize and do this correctly. Even then though, his confidence and pride will have taken a serious blow.
HotMamaBBM 11
Well that's one way of doing things.
pancakessdsjsn 17
Really...
verysmarmy 11
Show the guy some common courtesy and tell him yourself. I feel very... basic, commenting a piece of opinion in such a blunt way, actually.
AndronicusPark 10
That's a weak move OP.
AWildFresh 19
Well, it's effective