Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I was working up the courage to tell my male bestie of three years that I was starting to fall in love with him. I told him, “Hey, I wanna get something off my chest, do you mind?” He instantly panicked and said, “Nope, please don’t say it.” and asked me to leave. He never let me speak and changed the subject. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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SecundusSecunda 27
At least you know if a guy ever tries to do something... unsavory... to you, she will kick his ass
jow96 17
I would hate to see what she would do if a guy DIDN'T like you
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Comments (63)
DanielleinDC 34
If you don't have the ovaries to tell a guy you only like him as a friend, you deserve ill consequences. Seriously, woman up. That said, what kind of person is your best friend that she would punch a guy?
metalcrazed 21
Hope he pressed charges,she shouldn't get away with assualt because she's female.
Unbansawsage 16
**** his life. "Today the girl I licked rejected me by getting her friend to punch me in the face, FML." I think he deserves an apology/explanation.
KingLewisII 34
I don't know if some guy licked me I'd probably punch him too
fabcade 14
you deserve it and don't deserve him as a friend if you couldn't show enough maturity to handle things yourself.
Nyattack 14
Actually I thought of that too... I might be speculating too much, but this extreme reaction makes me think that OP's "friend" might actually be attracted to her, and got jealous when she learned that this guy tried to ask her out !
Silverfeathery 21
Your best friend is awesome
Flyndaran 10
Age check? Above 12, and this is cowardice on OP's part, and felonious assault on mentally unhinged friend's.
annalily5 28
On one hand you should have done it on your own, so YDI, but on the other hand, that is far worse than could be reasonably predicted, so FYL.
L3G3ND4RYB4D4SS 6
Well done, just well frickin' done A+
Regisord413 10
"Today, I found out that apparently my crush's way of saying she doesn't like me is to tell her best friend to tell me to '**** off' and then punch me in the face. FML."