Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I was working up the courage to tell my male bestie of three years that I was starting to fall in love with him. I told him, “Hey, I wanna get something off my chest, do you mind?” He instantly panicked and said, “Nope, please don’t say it.” and asked me to leave. He never let me speak and changed the subject. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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SecundusSecunda 27
At least you know if a guy ever tries to do something... unsavory... to you, she will kick his ass
jow96 17
I would hate to see what she would do if a guy DIDN'T like you
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Comments (63)
Nathan_R 10
You're a coward and your friends a bitch. You're perfect for each other.
Sir_Cow 17
He should have hit back.
epicgamer 18
Stupid ass feminists are gonna dislike this
metalcrazed 21
If he had he would end up in jail only solution is to press charges against her.
MandieL 27
Not necessarily, in some cases it can be sold as self defense is you hit back, after someone attacks you.
2ponds 5
YDI for friendzoning.
domolovesyoshi 33
So she supposed to just go out with him, even though she doesn't have feelings for him? That's stupid and he's not entitled to her love
DrChrisOfWumbo 12
At least he got the message
Andrewx8 12
you got what you asked for....
hoosiergirl94 31
I wish I had a friend like that
Unbansawsage 16
I dunno. Violent people usually end up in jail or worse. I have firsthand experience with that.
iwantasoda 16
Seriously? Have the courage to do something like this yourself
PackardBell_fml 19
She has to be careful. If she hits the wrong guy, something ten times worse could happen to her.
AbbotsfordVandal 14
YDI for not putting on your big girl pants and doing it yourself, if you wanted it done a certain way, you should've done it yourself
Radayam 19
Better to break his heart than to break his nose.