Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I was working up the courage to tell my male bestie of three years that I was starting to fall in love with him. I told him, “Hey, I wanna get something off my chest, do you mind?” He instantly panicked and said, “Nope, please don’t say it.” and asked me to leave. He never let me speak and changed the subject. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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SecundusSecunda 27
At least you know if a guy ever tries to do something... unsavory... to you, she will kick his ass
jow96 17
I would hate to see what she would do if a guy DIDN'T like you
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Comments (63)
Sunflora219 26
Love kills
Ise_fml 6
Your username speaks the truth. It's not F* YOUR life, but his. Hope you learned from this
Dakota1458 11
Lol he turns around, I've never hit a girl but I will start with you
factoryslavejg 4
Your friends a bad person
withered 30
I think you should apologize to him and explain the situation.
Catdragon 40
you're just leading him on like that. it's better to crush him now before he gets his feelings to deep. trust me it's better that way
BoxFullOfLazy 25
I see we have some folks here who don't much care for Nazareth.
kitsuneluvuh 12
Like. You really should have confronted him yourself. But your friend sounds awesome. If maybe in need of anger management therapy...
Earl_KarmasBitch 34
Her friend is a violent idiot. That is not awesome.
anonymoususer070 17
Are you in elementary school? I know it sucks to hurt someone's feelings but to have someone else do it, imagine how he felt since you couldn't even tell him yourself after he had the courage to tell you. It's your own fault, you didn't get your feelings hurt since you didn't even take responsibility for how you feel. Eff his life.
AliGInTheHouse 24
Pussy