Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Today, I was so bored at a family gathering that I pretended to be busy texting the whole time. I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in my family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things. FML
Today, I was getting ready to go out with my family. As I was putting my phone in my purse, my father told me I wouldn't need it because we were going to spend 'quality time' together. The entire time I was there, everyone was staring at their phone. I was the only one without one. FML
Today, I went to see a movie but took my phone out a few times to check my socials. Apparently the asshole behind me didn’t like that, because he ripped my phone out of my hands, dropped it in my soda, then just sat back in his seat like nothing happened. FML
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML
Today, I went to see Ghostbusters: Afterlife. A family talked through the whole movie, phones on, watching YouTube videos, totally interrupting the experience. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggested a game where we put our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation died out, and fearful of having an awkward silence, I checked my phone. FML
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I_Punch_Babies 7
telemarketers dude. telemarketers
MeLuvBewbs 7
Watch your phone alarm go off
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Comments (152)
DjeePee 25
So? You can have a social life without friends texting you all the time.
SkoomaKi 28
Exactly. What ever happened to seeing your friends in person?
Enslaved 38
One day you'll get a wrong number call and then I'll hit you with my popcorn bucket for being a dick!
perdix 31
That's a pretty expensive weapon! A Glock would be cheaper and more effective. ;)
perdix 31
When I was in The Avengers, I was praying for someone to give me an excuse to leave the the theater. I didn't want the people sitting around me to think I was leaving because The Hulk made me pee my pants a little.
ICastillo 25
Agreed with Noor avengers is the awesomest.
iloveursister 4
Rebel without a cause huh?
kimmi41509 10
This is the most pointless fml on this website.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
This is the most pointless nonexistent pencil on the website. *holds up a unsharpened pencil*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Whoops, Alan erased the comment while I commented. Fudge. *shakes fist at Alan the FML god*
Enslaved 38
"The Avengers" was a great movie.... until the last fight scene, which made me roll my eyes with how stupid it ended. I was let down. ):
ICastillo 25
OP are you the one shaving while you are upset ?!? Man you are depressing the hell out of me.
punchp 4
So what? I have one friend 1000 miles away. No one ever calls. Only my husband texts me. I don't consider it an FML, more of a "thank goodness no texts me all day, I'd never get anything done!" My old boss used to call/text relentlessly, and I am grateful when my phone is silent.
Ceejay1 13
umm ok .