its not the walk of shame, its "the got laid parade"

Unless OP was married and/or in a "closed" relationship.

hahahahaha

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The stride of pride?

If you think it's bad in USA you should come visit Canada it's hell over here

What part you from? So far I've only gotten snow once :(

51 - In her case, the slip-and-slide of pride.

I'm from Toronto

Shame! *ding ding ding*

At least it was the walk of shame, not the march of the socially awkward penguin

That's fucking hilarious.

You don't say...

Couldn't agree with ya more.

Yeah, the right shoe gave you hope of a better tomorrow? No?! *Walks away*

Don't forget your shoe.

It's only a walk of shame if you want it to be.

Talk like a true slut ;)

I dislike moderated comments. I always want to know what was typed and how bad it was. I always imagine the worst.

Agreed. As long as you used protection and had fun, no harm done.

I want to feel pity for you, but then again you stopped down to a one night stand, so a little fyl and a little ydi

Stooped** Silly autocorrect

I want to thumb you down a thousand times. Lucky for you, I can't..

If only people would just live their life and let other people do the same, as long as they're not breaking the law.

#15, even if they're breaking the law, so what? As long as it doesn't hurt someone, it doesn't matter. Many laws are arbitrary or obsolete.

Silly laws like you can't give a girl more than five lbs of chocolate a day in Idaho.

people are entitled to make their own decisions, may it be deemed rational or irrational in another persons eyes, every human is entitled to do what they want. judging another person is stupid.

Well #6 you can believe that waiting till marriage is the proper thing to do, but don't apply your standards to someone else. Just because you wouldn't do something because it is wrong for you doesn't mean that it is wrong for someone else to do that something. Be open minded and don't shove your values and beliefs onto others. Your values and beliefs should only be used to judge your own actions, words, and thoughts.

I recently 'stooped' to a one-night-stand for the first time, and with that guy I've gone into a friends-with-bens situation, and I couldn't be happier. After a dreary, dragged two-year relationship, I don't want the commitment right now, but this guy is good conversation And a bit of a romantic genius and we have great passion. If this remains a fling, so be it, but if it gets more serious in the future, I dare anyone to question my morals.

You say on a website dedicated to judging other people.

Let me guess, you can't get laid. Is that why you're bitter?

I would like to point out that #6 never said anything about waiting till marriage. I know tons of people who look down on one-night stands, but have already had sex with their long-time bf/gf. That being said, I disagree with what #6 said. As long as it doesn't go against OP's morals/beliefs, why should we look down on her? She does not believe the same things as you, so it wouldn't make sense if she behaved the same way as you.

it would seem as if it goes against morals and beliefs if she is referring to it as the walk of shame

You are free to want a girl who makes you put in some time for sex and the OP is free to be an easy lay. If it isn't hurting you, maybe just don't express your opinion about it in public.

Never feel ashamed that you got yourself some dick. This is only an FML because you lost your shoe.

haha indeed sir.

couldn't agree more

It's the 16 blocks on ice part, too.

doesn't matter, had sex.

I'm honestly confused since when did walk of shame mean something sexual.

What do you think it means? o.o

Since the phrase was first invented

It's not a walk of shame, it's a stride of pride. Never be ashamed to have sex hun

Amen! Don't think of it as "the walk of shame" that really corrosive, old-fashioned thinking. You had fun, end of story. Lots of people out there could use a little of that.

You know the drill.

thanks for the sex,, now get out

Found the douchebag who thinks he's hilarious.