Today, I did my small part to help the environment by hanging my clothes outside to dry rather than using the dryer. The birds showed their appreciation by crapping on the majority of my clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, a bird shit on my jacket whilst smoking, I cleaned it and went back outside, and got shit on again. FML
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
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Top comments
katties 27
I have never thought about this before, but I have hung my clothes outside for years, and birds have actually never pooped on them :/ I'm I the only one?
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Please leave now.
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Comments (76)
delaneyluke 5
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave
theycallmekitty 13
Don't give up on being environmental friendly! There are plenty of ways to help! It was worth a try so good for you!
perdix 31
Do you own a cat? Birds hate that!
kimg0885 23
Sorry op no bueno! My only suggestion woud be getting a ninja kitty or a scarecrow? Or on the other hand u could get a high efficiency dryer ; if the budget permits.
funky2525 14
Dang birds!
Crazymye 14
Maybe Mother Nature doesn't want your help.
Ambient25 25
It might be overused because it can play a role in almost every situation. If you believe in it, then it holds an aspect for the good and bad that you do, which is basically every action in every day.
hellomynameisash 14
i've heard birds pooping on you is lucky...
monnanon 14
if you really believed in karma then you would know what it is. karma does not affect you everyday karma is a hindu concept which affect what you will be reincarnated as after your death. living a good life means you move up the scale animal wise (the top is human if i remember right) living a bad life means you are brought back as bad things. payback for bad deeds and good deeds while still in the same life is not and will never be karma.
Ambient25 25
I fail to see why you responded. Karma does affect you everyday, as each action you do bumps you up and down the ladder you mentioned. There is no time period, it's all based on the cause and effect of a current judgement or action. Living a good life is interpreted by deeds, not by salience.