if you're anywhere near or below five feet tall, this is ******* HILARIOUS haha. either way, try getting some sun, sunshine. :)

white ppl shouldn't fake bake

This is obviously fake, but even if it weren't you still deserved it. Look at some of the most famous actresses out there: Cameron Diaz, Nicole Kidman, Liv Tyler, Sandra Bullock, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston and Drew Berrymore are all lighter skinned as opposed to fake-tan LiLo or Paris.

So, you're a midget, too?

Why is everyone desperate to get tan? I'd rather be pale.

I laughed REALLY loud when I read that. bahhaha oompa loompa... smart kids

Hmm. Well, I'd rather be an Oompa Loompa then sunburnt and have kids screaming about a giant lobster... If you're that pale, a decent spray-on tan would probably look fake anyway. You're better off being pale.

Embrace your natural paleness. It's really not that bad...stop trying to play into this unhealthy obsession people have these days with being "tan". I've seen WAYYY too many orange people walking around lately, it makes me sad :(.

Everyone who says sit outside for long periods of time-skin cancer much? :p try getting a gradual tan & take it in small incriments. I'm the palest person i've ever met and I'm in the pool for swim practice for two hours each morning.

nothing good usually comes from the fake tan products but you could try the sun?