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Anonymous Morecambe, United Kingdom

Today, my son had been grinning like a damn fool all day. When I tried to take a bath, I realised why. The idiot put superglue on the inside of my prosthetic leg this morning and I didn’t notice for nearly 15 hours. I can’t get the damn thing off. FML

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When you get it off you should beat him with it

thatslifeiguess7 16

How old is he? I say military school

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your son is a little shit haha, i would be so angry. on the positive side there are dissolving solutions sold exactly for un-superglueing purposes. hope you got it off

When you get it off you should beat him with it

ladyscribb 4

**** yes

samomaha 17

That is exactly what I was thinking as I read this!

I hate to advocate violence, but in this case, the kid would deserve it for screwing with his disabled parent.

ladyscribb 4

dont know why, but i got so angry while reading this. id beat him lmao

thatslifeiguess7 16

How old is he? I say military school

My father has false leg too..... My brothers and I would have never in million years would do this to our father because he would come crawling with his false leg to beat us to senseless. Don’t ever mess with a man that has amputee leg!

PenguinPal3017 19

It's sounds like he got a leg up on you.

Now you know how the rest of us feel, every day!

Uncalled for

It took you a year and three months to make that reply? So worth the wait!! Bravo!

Acetone (aka, nail polish remover). And when you do remove it, you can literally stick your foot up his ass, and then merrily hop away.

Acetone can melt some plastics, so depending on what the prosthetic is made of it can be damaged by acetone. Rubbing alcohol can be used instead tho.

Lobby_Bee 18

I'm stumped by how immature your son is.

He’s way beyond rude. This is like an assault. It’s ****** up.

LT_Silva101 18

It was a play on words…

boopingsnoot 25

I want to know the kid’s age. 5? Hilarious 15? Too dumb to live