Definitaly fake. Why would kids follow you and sing that but I believe the pale part. Get out in the sun!!!

fake tans are terrible, you're just following the herd that says only tan people are "in" "hip" or the worst "fashion foward." Ok, if you're fashion foward then where are you going, why does it matter, and what are you doing constructivily, nothing. FYL

ok am i the only one thinking EVERY SINGLE PERSON to be around her referencing the oompa loompas is a little absurd? also, even if people thought it it seems even MORE unlikely that they would all start singing the song. seriously, fake. really guys. i guess i shouldnt expect more from you, though.

tanning is stupid. it doesnt make you more attractive. it just makes you more brown.

# 1-5 ass hole shit bitch how is that her fault u son of a bitch clamy nigga

At least you won't get cancer YAY

Easier said than done if you live in the UK like the OP.

Pale pride!

Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doompadah dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three Why don't you try simply reading a book? Or could you just not bear to look? You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no commercials Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah If you're not greedy you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Oompa Loompa doompadee do

Did that seriously happen? EVERYWHERE you've been today? I'd believe it happened once but I think that's a stretch.