Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
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Top comments
misspulkadot24 17
That is so ******* disgusting. I'm never eating while reading FML again.
HooyoMacaan 7
Oh wow.. That's.. That's just nasty.. I thought folks just pissed in the shower. :/
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Comments (169)
ThatLooksSticky 16
I look forward to the FML video for this post.
superrocket19 17
It's coming.... :)
rachel_h 14
Ewwww that's really gross lmao
mosquito19 14
so you're basically in shoewer with his shit.
egrudy 9
Fn gross dump him
HowieDoIt 21
Unintentional pun?
picante72 24
He already initiated the dumping.
egrudy 9
Ha yes I guess so!
pussystank 18
Puns are hilarious at FML mainly because of how others get butthurt easly lol
misataylor86 10
Guess now that explains the odor every time you turn the shower on! Nasty
KM96 24
Ewwww that is so disgusting!
thepokemonkid 9
good ole wafflestomping
Zehla 7
Oh god. That is unfathomably nasty. Leave him. That is so disgusting, it is beyond words. Not only will that clog the drain something awful...how can someone be okay with doing that?! Go date someone that has some class, OP. God, does he pee in the sink while he does the dishes too?
vbmg152 19
Great comment!
picante72 24
You can't really wipe while in the shower...
netsirkylime2 9
But you're in the shower so wiping isn't really that important...
EmoRockChic 11
Unless he takes a dump in the shower then gets out after he's done....
boots73 2
Again, if you're in the shower wiping isn't all that important. You have soap and water, gets you cleaner than TP.
joethebiden 8
You should consider introducing him to that girl who smeared menses blood on the toilet seat. They'd make a great couple.