By TerribleAddiction - 15/02/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
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incognito1520 20

She's just trolling you.

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21jason 9

At least she didn't decide to quit having sex!

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tinysocks 11

Who decides to start smoking?! Is she 13 and trying to get in with the popular kids at school??

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Myo_fml 20

Unless she smokes outside, your lungs will still take a beating only now you get to inhale unfiltered smoke. Yum.

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alycion 38

Smokers who don't smoke outside are rude if they live with non smokers. Besides, I don't want my animals getting sick, my electronics destroyed, and my place stinking. When I do kick this horrid habit I regret ever picking up, it will he nice not to have to put up with the remnants of it.

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KimmieKat 0

Oh wow ;) lol. She might just be 'pretending' to see if you will crack and keep smoking? Probably not but I'm just throwing out suggestions :)

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sweetpea41800 0

Why would she make a dumb decision like that "oh ya I'm just gonna start smoking and kill myself"

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Stupend0us 7

Give her something else to stick in her mouth... Like your penis.

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perdix 29

Why let all of your nice cigarettes go to waste? Also, she's been kissing your disgusting, smelly mouth for years. She just wants to return the favor;)

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nerdlyfe101 4

Best thing you can do is try and motivate her to stop. Especially if she has stopped for a bit. You have to fight to win over your addictions, giving up isn't a option. Plus you can motivate each other .

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wittygirl 8

Damn karma is a bitch.. Get them electronic cigarettes they work wonders :3

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