Today, my boyfriend got me and a male colleague written up. He thinks I’m having a affair because I made a cake and bought a present for his birthday. He made up a story and told my boss that we’re fucking. My colleague ended up getting transferred to another unit. Hope you’re happy now, babe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, I dumped my coworker boyfriend because I caught him cheating with another coworker. He reported me for sexual harassment, and showed my boss the consensual texts we shared during our relationship. Turns out he edited them to make it look like I was the one “harassing” him. Sucks to be jobless. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my coworker, broke up with me. I agreed to stay professional and civil with him during our work hours. However, he decided to report me for "sexual harassment" and "stalking." He showed them the "evidence." I was fired. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
Girl, run. He endangered your literal job instead of having a mature conversation about his feelings with you.
Hangryko 32
Take the time you need to ensure your safety when you break up with him.
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Anderling 33
Girl, run. He endangered your literal job instead of having a mature conversation about his feelings with you.
Hangryko 32
Take the time you need to ensure your safety when you break up with him.
mike3775 39
So you dumped him right? If not, this FML can turn into a YDI
core01 30
Auto-Dump reason #427
Blimix 9
He. Deliberately. Harmed. You. Now that he knows he can get away with sabotaging your life, he'll do it more. Run.
mccuish 25
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Nazmazh 18
I notice a typo in your post. There's no "ex-" in front of that "boyfriend". Like, this is extreme jealousy leading to irrational paranoia, or an abusive tactic to try to control/limit your ability to maintain your financial independence. These aren't mutually-exclusive possibilities, for that matter. Either way, get yourself somewhere safe and rid of that asshole.
Blavkh 1
you mean EX boyfriend? right? red flag 🚩🚩🚩
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You mean EX boyfriend, right???
Crowned Sataness 12
cake and a present for your coworker does look a little sus. but your boyfriend was still way over the top unacceptable and if you're still with him you need to RUN
Hangryko 32
@Crowned Sataness - No, it isn't sus. They're *friends*. I've made birthday cakes for one of my male friends, and my partner was fine with it because he trusts me. OP's (hopefully now ex) boyfriend has serious trust issues.