Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
Today, my wife decided to quit nicotine. I came home to find my Xbox, Playstation, Switch, and PC burning in our fire pit. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML
Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML
Today, my wife has quit smoking weed. Now she can stay up all night, whereas before she fell asleep around 9 almost every night, so now I get absolutely no time to myself. FML
Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML
Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
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Top comments
incognito1520 20
She's just trolling you.
21jason 9
At least she didn't decide to quit having sex!
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Comments (140)
JayJavaMonsterr 10
That's pretty messed up. She should be supporting you, not making it more difficult for you to accomplish something that many people cannot achieve. Best of luck! Smoking is terrible, I hope you can overcome the addiction!
BBitch 0
coincidence? I think not
dmmcintyre3 8
If you smoked around her, she was probably addicted too.
mojjo21 4
Start dipping ;) dipping is for gangstas
yoyo2309 7
GOOD ON YOU! u should be proud of yourself im young but even i know smoking is a stupid and disgusting habit involving horrible consequences, lung cancer, bad breath, discoloured fingers ,gum cancer, cancer in general, emphysema IF YOU DONT THINK ANY OF THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU AND YOU SMOKE FOR LONG ENOUGH IT WILL HAPPEN!!!! WAKE UP!!!
YeaSo3 14
You wife is un-supportive B***!
power565 7
Well, you win some, you lose some
worldclassrager 41
Around it so much might as well start...next will be around it so less time to quit
marthamydear23 9
sure she did.