Health: Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided...

By TerribleAddiction - 15/02/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

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By tanksfan - 05/01/2010 05:55 - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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By Michelle - 26/04/2010 21:42 - New Zealand

Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML

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By zaneey - 17/01/2009 18:41 - Australia

Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 12:21 - United States

Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 07:25 - Japan

Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML

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By Spockx - 06/08/2012 11:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 00:01

Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML

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By LizzyJones - 20/08/2013 17:38 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML

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By Namnack - 02/02/2010 19:38 - Netherlands

Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML

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By Hopslammer - 17/06/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML

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Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:27

She's just trolling you.

21jason 9

Wednesday 15 February 2012 22:27

At least she didn't decide to quit having sex!

Comments

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Sunday 19 February 2012 1:18

That's pretty messed up. She should be supporting you, not making it more difficult for you to accomplish something that many people cannot achieve. Best of luck! Smoking is terrible, I hope you can overcome the addiction!

BBitch 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 22:47

coincidence? I think not

dmmcintyre3 8

Monday 20 February 2012 0:56

If you smoked around her, she was probably addicted too.

mojjo21 4

Monday 20 February 2012 1:47

Start dipping ;) dipping is for gangstas

yoyo2309 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:00

GOOD ON YOU! u should be proud of yourself im young but even i know smoking is a stupid and disgusting habit involving horrible consequences, lung cancer, bad breath, discoloured fingers ,gum cancer, cancer in general, emphysema IF YOU DONT THINK ANY OF THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU AND YOU SMOKE FOR LONG ENOUGH IT WILL HAPPEN!!!! WAKE UP!!!