By TerribleAddiction - 15/02/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 459
You deserved it 3 349

Same thing different taste

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incognito1520 20

At least she didn't decide to quit having sex!

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melrose90210 10

She's gotta be screwing with you. Otherwise she's an idiot to START smoking at her age. (I'm assuming your over 18 since your married)

What a bitch. When my husband quit we told his friends that smoked they would have to smoke outside. Not been an issue. Tell your wife that you are trying to prolong your life by stopping so if she starts she has to smoke outside and she can't smoke in the car either!

In my experience, the key to quitting smoking for good is to try as hard as you can not to think of the task in terms of the rest of your life (or however long you choose) but instead...listen to yourself scream inside of your head "I WANT A CIGARETTE!" and think to yourself "Mmm...not now." as opposed to "NEVER AGAIN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE." focus on the present moment. Find something that is actually worthy of your instinctual attention: the more you tell yourself not to smoke, the harder it becomes. Good luck to you, man

Dont you clean the area.arpund the toilet at all ?

JessicaSki 12

I'm having the opposite problem...

Does it really matter? You guys(smokers) quit like every other week and pick it back up whenever you drink alcohol.

On the bright side, her starting shouldn't really cost you guys any more than you were already spending! -_-'

Bigboned38 0

It's hard enough to quite, it's impossible when your wife smokes and leaves them in the house. Good luck

"yeah I'm just going to start smoking for no reason"