Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
Today, my wife decided to quit nicotine. I came home to find my Xbox, Playstation, Switch, and PC burning in our fire pit. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML
Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML
Today, my wife has quit smoking weed. Now she can stay up all night, whereas before she fell asleep around 9 almost every night, so now I get absolutely no time to myself. FML
Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML
Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
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incognito1520 20
She's just trolling you.
21jason 9
At least she didn't decide to quit having sex!
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Comments (140)
immaMonsta 8
Ew. I couldn't imagine kissing an ash tray mouth...and I ignorantly have before. It'll never happen again. FYL OP for trying to do something good, and then having it thrown back in your face. Hopefully you can get her to quit before she gets hooked.
WhoopteeDooDoo 8
who decides to start smoking??
picturescrazy 24
If she just barely started, it shouldn't be too hard to convince her to quit together.
KatieKupcake4195 9
FYL. I personally don't smoke, but many of my family members do. They tell me to not smoke because it's quite addicting and that they regret ever starting. Maybe kindly ask your wife to not continue? But, I believe you can quit for good OP! :) Stay strong buddy :D
ravenxcorvinus 9
how ironic.. although i believe, that if OP's wife just started smoking that it wouldn't take much to quit; be prepared for the less-than-awesome withdrawal symptoms! :) Congradulations on kicking the habit OP.
SoultheWolf 19
Try and convince her to stop with you.
Random017 7
Are we talking cigarettes or something else? I can't imagine starting cigarette smoking out of the blue.
hateevryone 15
she did it on purpose.
Dracoboxer357 36
.....The timing does kinda make you wonder, doesn't it?
Dracoboxer357 36
I'm sorry your wife started smoking, OP. But kudos to you for making the effort to stop! Hang in there and motivate her to quit with you while she's early in the habit! Best of luck, you can do it! :)
Imachillifilliz 2
You could talk her out of it...