Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
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Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML
Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
This is the kind of FML that you can't really blame the OP at all. It's actually really inspiring that you decided to quit smoking :) Quitting is tough, and it takes a while to get out of the habit (hence trying to ash a kitkat bar). But, I, and I'm sure a lot of other FML users, are proud. Fun fact: every cigarette you smoke takes eleven minutes off your life.
ninja_dino 0
good job on quitting good luck
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onorexveritas 23
lmao wow haha
xXGaffey 0
I'm 15 a girl smoking my age is just straight up a turn off
teamwork 0
Oh god. I feel for you. I've found some great alternatives- tea tree oil toothpicks work well for me. look up the quit 4 life program- your insurance company may pay you a small sum to follow through with it. Best of luck.
truexmovement 0
Damn, man, I feel for you, seriously. I just started quitting. This shit blows more than a leaf blower.
mackattack9 9
wow that sucks
BlaqMetal13 0
FYL because you tried to ash a Kit Kat bar that there are millions of >_<, and glad you tried to quit!
rachelxD 0
thank you #37 (: I love your hair. it's very cute xD
xCaliGirlx 0
I'd do anything for a Kit Kat bar
CovertMilitance 0
WEEEEEEED is better
RaWriTbEkElliE 0
Haha. FYL. Hope the quiting is going good now.