Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
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Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML
Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML
Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML
Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
This is the kind of FML that you can't really blame the OP at all. It's actually really inspiring that you decided to quit smoking :) Quitting is tough, and it takes a while to get out of the habit (hence trying to ash a kitkat bar). But, I, and I'm sure a lot of other FML users, are proud. Fun fact: every cigarette you smoke takes eleven minutes off your life.
ninja_dino 0
good job on quitting good luck
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MagicalPegicorn 0
nasty tasty tasty nasty.
sagwaagua 0
good job trying to quit. :)
RedPillSucks 31
Congratulations on you starting down the road to quitting smoking. Just be sure not the light the KitKat(tm)
Ipreferbroccoli 0
Better ashing inappropriate things than sucking on things that aren't supposed to be sucked on.
RedPillSucks 31
That's funny
Hamz1989 13
That's gross, how did you not notice that.
pwnage7 0
ydi for smoking in the first place
fknowned 0
I commend you on quitting or having the will to quit. Some people don't have strength to quit.
Freeze_fml 16
Shoop da whoop @ this FML.
sugarr0babby0 0
smoking is soo gross /: glad you quit... or... at least.. tried..
cohen_fml 0
don't worry time will fix that if u can just not smoke for a while the habit will stop and congrats for trying to quit