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By sadguy - / Tuesday 22 September 2009 18:30 / Czech Republic
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By  Leprecon  |  3

You let pigeons scare you ... You could kill an infinite amount of pigeons if you were to fight them. Next time, go down heroically. There will be statues with your demeanor biting off pigeons their heads.

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By  joker3069  |  0

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  plexico  |  3

#43, RBG, I know what you are talking about. I'd mention the late, great commenter who made the greatest Ring Pop joke of all time, but she hates me and if I mentioned her by name, she probably peck out my liver.

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  Laeliam  |  0

Not only that, but it's genetically programmed into our genetic code of conduct. A woman will be more attracted to and more willing to reproduce with a man who can prove that he can provide for her and her child. By buying expensive things for your girlfriend, you are saying "pick me, because I can take care of you".

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  plexico  |  3

I am. We have the internet in the hoosegow. Here's the takeaway lesson: Don't carry a gun in sweatpants. If they can't hold your junk securely, they sure can't hold your rod. Learn from my mistake.

By  Leprecon  |  3

You let pigeons scare you ... You could kill an infinite amount of pigeons if you were to fight them. Next time, go down heroically. There will be statues with your demeanor biting off pigeons their heads.

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  100lol  |  0

I'm pretty sure you're being hipocritical when saying that. How about you try fighting a flock of pigeons while securing your diamond ring, which was suppose to go to your near wife?

By  Captain_Jello  |  0

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