By Chad - 6/11/2020 07:54 - United States - San Diego

Fire hydrant

  Today, I was sleeping after having worked 76 hours over the last week on night shift, only to be woken up by a fire alarm in the hotel I'm staying in. I rushed to put on some clothes and head out, but couldn't hide my morning wood, which would not go away. People took pictures as we were waiting to be let back inside. FML
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By  coius  |  23

I would’ve been sarcastic and say they must like what they see if the insist on commemorating it via photo. Them i’d offer to autograph the pic if they mailed it to you with return postage. After that enjoy a nice deep rest knowing no one will come near you for the awkward comments so you can catch up on needed sleep. I found the best way to put an end to this is make it as awkward as hell. No one wants to stand up close when watching a train wreck happen. Put on a show and people will flee. Sleeping soundly problem solved.

By  EVR  |  8

Bruh I would've stayed in, not because of morning wood, because I would've been tired af, screw the fire alarm even if it was real, I'm putting ear plugs and take a well needed sleep...

By  xxlk4xx  |  5

that sucks! but it's just your body doing what the body does! if my husband gets a random boner at times he doesn't want to have one, he discreetly just tucks it up into the elastic on his boxers until it goes away! (only do this if your shirt is long enough to cover the top of your boxers/underwear 😂)