FML : Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get...

Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By too eager / Monday 25 April 2016 15:21 / Australia - Hurstville

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By riyaap13 | 17

#6588656 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:07

Well, let's hope they don't give you the cold shoulder.

By wheresmymary | 22

#6588653 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:06

Maybe your date can take you to the hospital

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By wheresmymary | 22

#6588653 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:06

Maybe your date can take you to the hospital

By riyaap13 | 17

#6588656 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:07

Well, let's hope they don't give you the cold shoulder.

By iNewKid | 16

#6588660 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:10

At least she knows you'd "give" an arm for her

By Doctor_W_H_O | 18

#6588661 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:10

I hope you get to go on this said date with this girl! Feel better soon OP

By TWayne95 | 13

#6588668 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:14

Just pop it back in and turn the shower to cold. Good as new

By ssnow_fml | 20

#6588685 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:24

You haven't even gone on a date yet and it's already costing you an arm and a leg.

Ramb0 | 20

#6588743 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 1:24

the leg? OP only talks about his arms not his legs. Read the FML again.

BlockOfRedStone | 25

#6588813 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:05

#12, it's just a phrase..

JonasL | 12

#6588869 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:52

At least they Iive in Australia. Going to hospital will not bankrupt them.

By haiHowAreYa | 23

#6588686 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:24

At least you didn't dislocate both of your shoulders.

By feven | 32

#6588690 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:26

You could always use both arms to clean you know.

By Chazzster | 18

#6588703 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:41

Ever hear of a bath brush? That's what they are for.

By Moskaaa7 | 26

#6588708 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:47

The things we do for love..

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