Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I worked from home and, by coincidence, it was the day that my partner was going away for the weekend with some friends. When one of them picked her up, I noticed that the other friend's husband was going on the trip. So other husbands are invited… but not me. FML
Today, my wife of 18 years and I went to a party. We arrived and left separately, and didn't even talk to one another while there. I miss her. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
Today, I went to the location of me and my wife’s first date, because I miss her, and barely get to see her because of our work schedules… Only to see her there on a date. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
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d j mom 9
wow.. just wow. you are a true arse. lucky for your wife you got caught sooner rather thar later. say goodbye to your house and your $$
tiptoppc 21
Wow. The last time i heard a crash and burn this bad, boeing was the culprit (and another tuesday for Boeing) Hope you get hell and divorce asshole. You deserve it.
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Comments (5)
d j mom 9
wow.. just wow. you are a true arse. lucky for your wife you got caught sooner rather thar later. say goodbye to your house and your $$
tiptoppc 21
Wow. The last time i heard a crash and burn this bad, boeing was the culprit (and another tuesday for Boeing) Hope you get hell and divorce asshole. You deserve it.
FluffythePink 23
Everyone laugh at the arsewipe who ****** around and got found out. Miserable little wank stain.
idragosani 17
Dumbass
BurnInDemonFire 39
I hope you're into pegging, because your wife's divorce lawyer is going to **** you in the ass so hard you'll end up with peritonitis. Figuratively speaking, of course. In reality you're going to lose about 50% of your paycheck to alimony, and your kids (if you have them) will see you so infrequently that they'll start addressing you by your first name, or "That asshole".