Cars, Annoying, Anger and Lawyers: Cars can fuck right off - FML

Cars can fuck right off

By Anonymous - 31/07/2022 18:00

Today, I hate the legal profession with a passion, as I just walked out of court where a lawyer, spouting incomprehensible bollocks in Latin, convinced a judge to let a developer bulldoze a children's playground and part of a forest, to build a second multi-storey car park for the shopping centre across the street. FML

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Yudith 24

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Monday 1 August 2022 0:57

Do not hate the lawyer; hate the scumbag developer who hired him.

protoskore 27

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Sunday 31 July 2022 20:28

si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses

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protoskore 27

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Sunday 31 July 2022 20:28

si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 31 July 2022 20:32

Omnia Gallia in tres parkingibus lotibus divisa est.

Yudith 24

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Monday 1 August 2022 0:57

Do not hate the lawyer; hate the scumbag developer who hired him.

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