By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:36 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
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CamberwellCarrot 8

You should've mocked the loser who drives an ice cream truck for a living.

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NoobHat 6

How you kept running is beyond me, I'm powerless before an ice cream sandwich.

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Bloodlvst 10

Hey, he was just trying to help you. He knows all ice cream truck guys are creepy and that you'd run faster if he was following you.

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jas78cool 0

You should've eaten the ice-cream and burned the calories...??

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rexgar2000 10

that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, that would make the workout pointless

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esums1892 5

Then they would be back to square one. It would have just been wasted time rather than productive.

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eln3mo13 8

I'm pretty sure he wants to lose weight, not stay the same. good try though

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jacob128 4

Well after years of buying every day from him he was just making sure his best customer wasnt hungry...

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RaineLee 5

Tell him that you're jogging for a reason, so you won't be buying any ice cream.

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Tookie22 5

**** that puto at least you're trying to better yourself. Props on that.

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Enslaved 36

I love the ice man! Where can you get a Sponge Bob Square Pants ice cream with gum ball eyeballs? They don't sell that in the stores. I've looked! Luck for me, I can hear him coming from miles away.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Sure, the SpongeBob ice cream looks fantastic on the picture, but once you open it, you've got a demented yellow monster with googly eyes, razor sharp teeth and blood drooling down his mouth staring back at you. And you're supposed to lick his face. If I was a little kid I would shit my pants.

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Enslaved 36

Haha, you're right. He does look like that! Good thing I know how to swallow his face whole!(:

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denvan 0

Wow you must have one big mouth swallow it all o.O (mental picture)

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Liedna 12

Mental image of you deep-throating an huge Ice cream... It's not pretty...

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rexgar2000 10

holy shit dude that actually sucks. dnt worry just keep on running and you'll be skinny I'm no time

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Xallys 0

Hey, good for you for carrying on jogging. You'll thank yourself for it once you're in great shape.

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